Sienna and Jude: So Wrong, It's Right
Giving new meaning to the word codependent, Sienna Miller and Jude Law have apparently--inexplicably--tried to resuscitate their on-again, off-again (and on-again, and off-again, ad infinitum) Beautiful Person love by bunking down at Shutters on the Beach, so reports E! Online's Ted Casablanca.
Jude and Sienna are huddled up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica. Very shhh-shhh. No outings to dance on tables at Element are expected. One very posh suite, two peeps. Now, I imagine there might be some fighting/negotiating about a hands-off-the-help policy for Judey-pooh, perhaps? But I know that nothin'' brings out the horn dog in me like a good debate. "They're together again," fessed a superclose crony to the star. "Those crazy f--kers!" So, if you happen to be sailing on the Pacific and hear moaning echoes from right about where Pico hits the sand, well, now you know.
Shutters on the Beach--where every room has floor-to-ceiling shutters, hence the name--is known for its warm-'n-cozy atmosphere and sense of privacy. Just the place for Jude to apologize (yet again) for schtupping that nanny, no?
We give 'em six weeks.