HotelChatter

Confession #1:
Concierges make contacts within the city to secure last-minute concert tix or hot restaurant reservations.

Boring.

Confession #2:
Concierges have seen it all. One couple asked for a dinner reservation at a top restaurant and then the husband showed up in full drag.

Mildy scandalous.

A porn producer once had a wedding at the hotel but it was completely fake and the hotel found out afterwards that it was footage for the newest porno.

Pretty scandalous and clever on the producer's part.

Confession #3: Concierges will kick creepy belligerent guests out of hotels but not if you are extremely rich or influential.

Duh.

Confession #4: Concierges want to be treated like professionals not like drug dealers or pimps, which are some of the types of requests they get. They also dislike too many questions unless the price is right.

That's right, we all know to go to the doorman for our drug requests.

Overall reaction:
Who is this mystery "concierge" writer and what hotel is he working at? This is the most boring "confession" we've ever read. Now we'll have to resort to surfing the internet for some other concierge confessions, or you could just save us the time and send us all your sordid concierge tales. Anonymity will always be respected. Come on, don't make us beg.