Jacko Dresses Up Like Mickey Mouse At The Dorchester
According to extremely credible sources (read: a couple of web sites), Michael Jackson, who is now in residence at London's Dorchester Hotel, scared the hell out of a chambermaid when he answered the door dressed in a giant Mickey Mouse costume.
An insider said: "The chambermaid went to collect Michael's laundry, but thought she'd got the wrong room when Michael answered the door."
"Michael has the same highpitched voice as the cartoon mouse so she concluded he was a children's entertainer."
They continued to the Daily Star: "He was thrilled by her reaction, but finally revealed himself and introduced her to his kids - dressed as Tinkerbell, Peter Pan and Hook."
Jacko then proceeded to trash his room - by having a jelly and ice cream food fight with his kids, telling the chambermaid: "We're playing a new game where we can't take our masks off."
Apparently Jacko didn't get the message that Mickey is not a licensed masseuse.