The Pitts Call It Quits At The Dorchester Hotel
According to Australian news sources, and we all know the Australians are very trusting blokes, Jennifer Aniston dumped Brad Pitt last month at the Dorchester Hotel in London. Jen was staying at the hotel while filming Derailed. Brad was visiting his wife.
She wants to be an A-lister he wants to be a Dad, or so the story goes. Some time ago the soon to be former Mrs. Pitt made some lame ass comment about Robin William's shedding his Mork skin and getting an Oscar, as if that is the reason she is ending her marriage.
Anyway, it all went down at the Dorchester Hotel in London, so before taking your significant other to the Dorchester to celebrate an anniversary or V-day, you may want to think twice, the celebrity breakup mojo might be in the sheets.
Our theory? The night Jen dumped Brad and fed him the abysmal Mork line, Brad left the room, checked into the hotel as George Clooney and dialed Angelina Jolie on her cell. Since we know Ms. Jolie has a hotel fetish, we figure Brad is keen to the info as well.