The HotelChatter Guide to Great Hotel Sex
1. Room Service: Repeat after us: 24-hour room service is crucial. Pre-sex, think champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. Of if you're staying in a Four Points by Sheraton then don't think twice before ordering beer and sliders.
If you're coming hot off a dinner date and you can't be bothered with silly details like opening a bottle of bubbly before opening your blouse, allow us to assure you that the round-the-clock room service menu will come in handy at some point during your steamy stay -- whether you hit it up before or after you hit up your lovah.
Look, your partner just saw those goofy faces you were making in bed -- he or she ain't gonna judge you if you just want a 3 a.m. greasy cheeseburger to cancel out the calories you just burned.
2. Sex Kits in the Minibar: And speaking of burning: wearing condoms will prevent you from contracting anything that may cause burning sensations! Some hotels have sex kits that contain 'em (and sometimes they offer pricey vibrators, silk playthings and handcuffs too), and other hotels stock plain old condoms and lube in the minibar. They're rarely free, so be careful.
3. Complimentary Bottles of Water: And while you're being careful, make sure to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated. Look for hotels that offer free bottled water to reach for when you need to make up for the bodily fluids you may have lost.
4. Hotel Porn: "Wangs of New York" anyone? Ideally, the in-room TV will offer some adult options to set the mood -- if you're into that.
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