http://www.hotelchatter.com/ Hotel Reviews, Hotel Ratings, Hotel Openings en-us Copyright 2008 - SFO Media 2008-11-22T08:26:32Z HotelChatter HotelChatter http://www.hotelchatter.com/images/hcwhite.jpg http://www.hotelchatter.com/tag/Worst%20Five-Star%20Hotels http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/11/23/225421/82 <![CDATA[<p><i><a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/tag/monica%20guy"><b>Monica Guy</b></a>, our own younger, blonder, more attractive but still curmudgeonly version of Andy Rooney has returned to us once more. This time, she's giving us the lowdown on the Lisbon hotel scene. Also, we left her bolded words in place to show how frustrated she gets. Enjoy. </i><p><img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/bairroaltoHotel.jpg" class="imgborder"><p>We should set up a new prize - the <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/tag/Worst%20Five-Star%20Hotels"><b>Worst 5-star Hotel in the World</b></a>. A booby prize for the hotel where you pay the most money for the poorest facilities, worst food and rudest service.<p> <p>Here's a candidate: the <b><a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-reviews/Bairro+Alto/ian/237513">Bairro Alto Hotel</a></b>, Lisbon, Portugal. A 5-star, 5-floor joke of a boutique hotel. <p>The website claims it's in a <em>"privileged location"</em> at the <em>"junction of 2 emblematic femmefatale 2007-11-26T10:12:51-05:00 Search HotelChatter string http://www.hotelchatter.com/search/