According to Perez, life partners/under the radar lezzies/BFF's Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson somehow managed to get trapped inside their room at the Bowery Hotel this weekend.

A (reliable?) source told him the pair had to exit via their second-story balcony (not one of the balconies with the jacuzzis or outdoor showers, though) and scaled the wall Spiderman-style to get out of the room.

Yeah, we don't really get it either.

People.com spotted the couple-ish thing dining at the hotel's Gemma Restaurant before the two started partying on the Bowery's bar patio. And they were lookin' cute! But then... ]]> Jenna 2008-07-29T13:47:07-05:00 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2008/7/2/1421/60004 <![CDATA[<p><img align="right" src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/1425/lohanlucksml.jpg" class="imgborder"><p> Can you believe it? <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/tag/lindsay%20lohan"><b>Lindsay Lohan</b></a> is turning 22! We seriously thought she was like 35 already. <p>Girlfriend not only looks a little worse for the wear <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2008/6/1/122336/0473/hotels/Lindsay_Lohan_and_Jessica_Alba_Avoid_Each_Other_at_the_Beverly_Hills_Hotel_Coffee_Shop">in person</a> she has also had more stuff happen in her young life than most peeps have in a lifetime. Super teen stardom, followed by three stints in rehab, DUIs, money woes, etc. <p>Nevertheless, the party must go on and diligent celebrity party sniffer-outer <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-02-who-wants-to-crash-her-party">Perez Hilton</a> says Lohan is throwing a bash at the <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-reviews/Hollywood+Roosevelt+Hotel/local/11"><b>Hollywood Roosevelt</b></a> tonight inside the VIP bar, Teddy's. Lohan has been known to party it up in here several times before.<p>Wanna crash Lohan's party? The easiest way to do it is juliana 2008-07-02T14:11:59-05:00 34.100677 -118.34242 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2008/6/1/122336/0473 <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/albalohanbh.jpg" class="imgborder"><p><a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-reviews/The+Beverly+Hills+Hotel/ian/124056"><b>The Beverly Hills Hotel</b></a> has a little <a href="http://www.beverlyhillshotel.com/restaurants_bars/fountain_coffee.html">coffee shop</a> on its basement level just past the gift shop and the salon and it is truly one of our favorite places in Los Angeles.<p>There are only counter seats and only about 20 seats at that. The shop serves up all your favorite diner fare, although the hotel prefers to call it "informal" menus. <p>We rolled up there Saturday afternoon and were enjoying our tuna melt and classic coke when <b>Lindsay Lohan</b> and an assistant walked in. The duo took two seats at the end of the counter and the coffee shop quieted as peeps tried hard to look like they were not staring at her.<p> We're not juliana 2008-06-02T08:05:01-05:00 34.082943 -118.41419 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/12/7/01034/3389 <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/lohanshutters.png" class="imgborder"><p> So says Star magazine. The tabloid reports in its newest issue that serial rehabber Lindsay Lohan is now banned from the <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-reviews/Shutters+On+The+Beach/ian/132437"><b>Shutters on the Beach Hotel</b></a> in Santa Monica after she spent three days in their holed up with her now ex-boyfriend Riley Giles. The terrible twosome reportedly spent their time depleting the mini-bar and leaving dirty towels and cigarette butts strewn about their suite (room 645.)<p>The mag also says:<blockquote><p>"Staffers went into clean and were shocked," says the source. "It was a pigpen. There was filth everywhere and the room stank of cigarette smoke. <p>"There was also a bloody syringe that someone left lying on the bedside tabl on a room service tray. Hotel security photographed juliana 2007-12-07T09:05:01-05:00 34.006495 -118.49176 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/5/28/23394/1643 <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/blohan_mondrian.png" class="imgborder"/><p>It seems as if it's a prerequisite for young stars these days to have meltdowns at luxury hotels. And the <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-reviews/Mondrian+West+Hollywood/local/288"><b>Mondrian Hotel</b></a> in Los Angeles has been the victim of at least three. First there was <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/2/22/91258/0416/hotels/Britney+Spears+is+Persona+Non+Grata+at+Mondrian+LA">Britney Spears.</a> Then there was <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/3/20/114940/963/hotels/Jesse+Metcalfe+Might+Be+Banned+from+The+Mondrian+Hotel">Jesse Metcalf.</a> And now we have Lindsay Lohan.<p>Just before she crashed into shrubbery and fled the scene of the accident (leaving Beverly Hills police to track her down at a Century City hospital and subsequently finding cocaine in her car), Lohan was begging the Mondrian Hotel to give her a room. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05272007/news/nationalnews/coked_lohan_nationalnews_christine_field.htm ">The NY Post</a> reports:<blockquote><p> "The staff told her they were fully booked for the night, but she was kicking up a juliana 2007-05-29T09:27:39-05:00 34.094523 -118.37415 Search HotelChatter string http://www.hotelchatter.com/search/