Calling all Fertile Myrtles and their significant others: you can be one with the sea turtles and conceive your child at the Marco Island Marriott Beach Resort!

Oh no, we're not kidding. Their Fertile Turtle package (greatest package name ever) is indeed meant for couples who are interested in pregger-nating on their vacation:

As sea turtles are known as a symbol of fertility, lovebirds have the opportunity to watch sea turtles eggs hatch, right on the resort's very own three-mile stretch of beach, while trying to fertilize an egg of their own.

Ha! It gets better...]]> Jenna 2008-06-18T15:45:45-05:00 25.928070 -81.729300 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/9/24/122216/476

Here at Hotel Chatter, we've seen plenty of crazy stuff, but when we heard about the midnight messages at Jumby Bay in Antigua we wondered what they'd think of next.

The private island retreat (which, needless to say, is our favorite kind) recently debuted it's midnight messages for couples who prefer to unwind before bedtime. Resident message therapists visit guests in the privacy of their suites. The treatment starts at $350 per couple and includes candlelight, therapeutic massage, culinary treats and a hand-drawn bath. Sure, 500-count sheets are nice, but this is pure luxury. And also very conducive for baby-making.

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]]> jnaw 2007-09-25T09:00:02-05:00 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/3/9/105942/8496 <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/westinstjohn_provac.png" class="imgborder"><p>A while back, some marketing folk introduced the <a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/tag/Conception%20Moons">Conception Moon</a>, aimed at getting couples who were trying for a baby to do it at a hotel instead of their bedroom. And to probably dupe the couples into thinking that your chances of conceiving a child were greater in a king-sized hotel bed.<p>Surely, this silly type of hotel promotion wouldn't last, afterall conception moon doesn't quite roll off your tongue like honeymoon, babymoon or romance package.<p>Sadly, conception moons are still around, except the name has changed to a "Procreation Vacation" and <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2007-03-08-procreation-vacations_N.htm">USA Today</a> has the low-down on where it all began--<a href="http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-reviews/The+Westin+St.+John+Resort+and+Villas/ian/194983"><b>The Westin St. John Resort &amp; Villas</b></a>.<p>The idea for this conception moon started when the hotel's juliana 2007-03-09T10:59:42-05:00 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2006/11/17/113845/46 <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/jumby_bay.jpg"><p>If you're shopping around for a baby this Christmas season and would rather do it the old-fashioned way than the Madonna Malawi adoption way, consider jaunting off to the Caribbean as a conception destination.<p> Hotels are catering more and more to those looking to find a pink plus sign in the confines of their very own hotel. Maybe they're honeymooners, maybe they're five years into marriage. Point is, if you want a place escape the sounds and stress of your city life to help you procreate, why not the Caribbean.<p> <a href="http://www.jumbybayresort.com/"><b>Jumby Bay Resort</b></a> made ZoomandGo.com's list of top places to make a baby which we brought to you some time ago. Jumby Bay boasts 300 acres in Antigua, Courtney 2006-12-08T16:09:47-05:00 Search HotelChatter string http://www.hotelchatter.com/search/