Last week we gave you the lowdown on Valentine's Day deals that we'd actually book. This week, it's time to show you the strange, outrageous and plain cray-cray packages that are out there.
If you really want to impress her with your sexual prowess this Valentine's Day, you have to break out the Snuggie Sutra. Yep, stay at one of the San Francisco-based Personality Hotels and you'll receive a manual on getting it on in a fleece blanket with sleeves.]]>
Hotel Diva
For those of you who travel diva-style like the always dolled-up Lady Gaga, you probably expect glam service at your hotel that's worthy of a princess like you. Personality Hotels wants to cater to you with its JETset for the METset package.
Okay, so you won't get Gaga's famous Alexander McQueen 10-inch "Armadillo" stilettos as part of the deal. But you'll get your choice of San Francisco hotels: the Hotel Diva, Hotel Union Square or Kensington Park Hotel.]]>
Mull over your alimony options at Hotel Diva.
If you're feeling Elin Nordegren's fidelity pains, you can hide out at Personality Hotels to figure out whether to ditch your cheating Tiger. The female-owned-and-operated company wants to show some women solidarity with its Love Him or Leave Him package.
You can nurse your broken heart at one of the brand's six San Francisco hotels—Hotel Diva, Hotel Frank, Hotel Vertigo, Hotel Union Square, Hotel Metropolis and Kensington Park Hotel—for an evening and bring your girlfriends for support.]]>