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  • This sign lets you fill in the blank. It's like Mad Libs!

    The Water Club, Atlantic City

    This sign lets you fill in the blank. It's like Mad Libs!
    Credit: Andrew Calvo
  • Despite the sign, you'll find plenty of knockers here.

    Hooters Hotel, Las Vegas

    Despite the sign, you'll find plenty of knockers here.
    Credit: Juliana Shallcross
  • The Standard may also need a Do Not Disturb While We Moon the High Line sign as well.

    The Standard NYC

    The Standard may also need a Do Not Disturb While We Moon the High Line sign as well.
    Credit: Cynthia Drescher
  • You've been a bad, bad guest.

    Liberty Hotel, Boston

    You've been a bad, bad guest.
    Credit: Mark Johnson
  • A tisket, a tasket, a dandy tassle for a Do Not Disturb sign.

    The Bowery Hotel, NYC

    A tisket, a tasket, a dandy tassle for a Do Not Disturb sign.
    Credit: Rebecca Wallwork
  • Tied up? More like Handcuffed to the bed by a random you met at Rehab, the raunchy pool party.

    The Hard Rock's Paradise Tower, Las Vegas

    Tied up? More like Handcuffed to the bed by a random you met at Rehab, the raunchy pool party.
    Credit: Juliana Shallcross
  • Yes, this sign just shushed you.

    The Shangri-La Hotel, Santa Monica

    Yes, this sign just shushed you.
    Credit: Juliana Shallcross
  • This sign is for the tourists.

    The Roosevelt Hotel, New York

    This sign is for the tourists.
    Credit: Cynthia Drescher
  • The Brits always tell it like it is.

    The Hoxton Hotel, London

    The Brits always tell it like it is.
    Credit: Julia Buckley
  • We love this one and its little dog too.

    The Crosby Street Hotel, New York

    We love this one and its little dog too.
    Credit: Rebecca Wallwork
  • Is this a Chinese take-out menu? Look again.

    The Hotel Erwin, Venice, Calif.

    Is this a Chinese take-out menu? Look again.
    Credit: Juliana Shallcross
  • The Hotel Oceana, Santa Monica

    "Still Counting." Or Still Not Wearing Pants. Either one would work.
  • Peace. Perfect for a rock n' rollers hotel.

    The Sunset Marquis

    Peace. Perfect for a rock n' rollers hotel.
  • The back says,

    The Mandarin Oriental Las Vegas

    The back says, "Exquisite rooms deserve exquisite attention. Service please."
  • Element uses a door magnet Do Not Disturb sign.

    The Element Las Vegas

    Element uses a door magnet Do Not Disturb sign.
  • AKA gets replaced with ZZZ.

    AKA Central Park

    AKA gets replaced with ZZZ.

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The Best of The Do Not Disturb Signs

Great ways to tell the hotel housekeeping to bugger off.

January 28, 2010 01:43:08 PM EST
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