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Jolie: Hotel Sex Loud Enough To Rouse A Sleepin' Kenyan

Go To The Hotel's Web Site Where: Ukunda, Kenya
May 4, 2005 at 1:42 PM | by markj | 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie loves hotel sex part four of a ?? part series.

Admit it, you have always wanted to have hotel sex powerful enough to wake a sleepin' Kenyan.

Think about it, those Kenyans can sleep through herds of trampling elephants, roaring lion prides-- hell on Seinfeld a promising Kenyan marathon runner slept right through the starting gun, but when the worlds' best looking couple rents a $2,000-a-night villa at the posh Alfajiri Villa resort, no Kenyan's beauty rest is safe.

According to the NY Post "worried guards grabbed their weapons, and rushed in to Pitt and Jolie's suite to make sure someone wasn't being killed inside."

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Angelina And Brad: The African Paradise Edition

Go To The Hotel's Web Site Where: Ukunda, Kenya
April 28, 2005 at 9:50 AM | by markj | 0 Comments

Alfajiri Villa Resort  is a beautiful Kenyan resort built on a coral wall.  Your 4 room private villa may even come with floor to ceiling windows that allow you to stare out at the Indian ocean.  Furthermore, your villa will allow you access to Diani Beach, with its five miles of coral sands on either side.

So who gets to spend time at an ideal spot like Alfajiri? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of course.  Apparently, a resort employee was looking to pocket a little extra cash, as the Jolie/Pitt-in-Kenya photos are gracing the covers of most of the major celeb pubs this week.

Oh, and the Alfajiri Villa Resort is child friendly, of course.

Related Stories:
·    Pitt And Jolie Together In Kenya [SFGate]
·    Alfajiri Coastal Kenya [Travel Intelligence]