Tiijuana Travel Guide
[Ed. Note: This is the Bad Rate in our Good Rate/Bad Rate feature. The screenshot here was taken on April 25, 2006 and rates are subject to change. Enjoy.]
Technically, this could be a good rate since your entire hotel stay could be under $200 but do you really want to go to Tijuana?
We know the O.C. kids made it look cool when they went down there because Ryan saved Marissa from a nasty drug overdose and Luke got his freak on with her best friend, but TJ can be scary.
The "concierge" turned out to be a bellhop, the wireless Internet access was only reliably accessible in the public areas of the hotel and cost $100 pesos per day, and their 24-hour room service was limited to four selections between midnight and 6 AM.
All-English-language 70s music playing throughout the lobby and the restaurant, 99% of which were sad and depressing songs like "Rainy Days and Mondays."
There was also "occasional disturbing odors in public areas" of the hotel which could pretty much sum up Tijuana altogether.