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Will Smuggle Dope For Week At Peter Island

January 12, 2005 at 3:00 PM | by | Comments (0)

We told you last fall that Daily Candy launched a travel section, and we try to get over there when they publish a new travel story. Their latest is all about spas, and the spa that caught our attention was the one on Peter Island.

Gorgeous empty beaches, private spa, private beach, private island, all sound good to us. Furthermore, the resort spa only uses indigenous ingredients for all of their special massage oils, we have no idea what minerals could possibly be indigenous to tiny St. Pete, but that is besides the point. The more pertinent question is does anyone know a good sugar mamma, sugar daddy, or hard core criminal we could convince to take us to Peter Island for a spell? We'll complete air courier missions, personal favors, smuggle drugs or weapons, whatever it takes. Can you tell it is cold, miserable, and rotten outside HotelChatter headquarters today?