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Gold Fingers And Golden Balls Now On Offer At Terme Di Saturnia In Tuscany

Where: Saturnia, Grosseto, Tuscany, Italy, 58014

Massage by James Bond: not guaranteed

Unsure of what to get your woman for Christmas? Well, if the ads are anything to go by, wimmen like gold and they like spas. From personal experience, we’d also add holidays in Italy, so a combination of all three could put you onto a winner.

That’s possibly the thinking behind the new Golden Body treatment at posh hotel Terme di Saturnia Spa & Golf Resort in Tuscany. The two hour treatment starts with a scrub, but not just any scrub – one enriched with ginger, chamomile, silk protein and jojoba oil. Then they apply a gel containing, among other things, caffeine (which, as your laydee will tell you, is meant to help cellulite) and, uh, “flecks of 24-carat gold”.

But that’s not all. Next up is a massage, and then, in the words of the hotel (because otherwise you may not believe it)

the 'Goldfinger moment' arrives as the body is enveloped with a mask of gold dust and ground ginger

And then you’re moisturized. No gold involved in that part.

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