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If Only Our Bottom Looked Like This Every Time We Checked Out of a Hotel

Where: Cariblue Beach, Cap Estate, Saint Lucia

Hmmm...we don't recall seeing this garden topiary during our stay at the Body Holiday LeSport in St. Lucia last fall but that's what the hotel is showing off in their print ads. If only our bottoms looked liked this after a week in a hotel. Usually, three days into a hotel stay and we're already walking around with a top button on our pants permanently loosened.

Then again, the hotel's mission statement is to combine a relaxing luxury hotel stay with fitness and wellness programs so showing off a perfect backside makes sense. After all, they couldn't use Amy Winehouse as a spokesmodel, could they?